Wit 'n Wisdom of Janice LaQuiere

Saturday, January 21, 2006

Hairs, Hares, and Heirs

You know you're using too much hairspray when:

You no longer have to dust your bathroom.

Your smooth solid-surface countertop feels like 10 year old Formica.

The cover of your book no longer has that glossy feel.

Your clothes stick to your shoulders.

Which makes me wonder, if that's what hairspray does to your outside, what does it do to your inside?

Still, hairspray works better on your hair than say, air freshener, which is why the two should NEVER be stored next to each other.

And on that thought...

A man was driving home from work when he hit a poor little rabbit. The man jumped from his car to see how the rabbit fared. One look at the flattened creature and he knew it was dead.

A lady saw his car stopped in the road, and went over to see what the problem was. The man said, "I hit this poor rabbit and I just feel terrible."

The plump older lady then went to her car and returned with a can. She told the man not to worry, and began spraying some sort of liquid on the dead rabbit. The man asked "What are you doing?" The woman replied, "I am going to save this rabbit, just watch."

About five minutes later the man was thinking to himself, man, this woman is crazy. I mean the rabbit is as flat as a pancake! Why on earth would she claim she could save it? All of the sudden the rabbit rose, looked around, got up and begun to hop away. By now the man was amazed. The rabbit then stopped turned around, and waved. Then hopped another four feet, turned around, and waved again. This ritual lasted on until the rabbit jumped out of sight.

The man, desperate for an explanation, looked at the spray bottle and read " Hair Spray. Brings damaged hair back to life. WARNING MAY CAUSE PERMANENT WAVE."

Are not five sparrows sold for two farthings, and not one of them is forgotten before God? But even the very hairs of your head are all numbered. Fear not therefore: ye are of more value than many sparrows.
Luke 12:6-7


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